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Sprunk Low lands in Vice City
Our first can made in Leonida, built for heat, humidity and people in swimsuits.
For forty years Leonida drank Sprunk shipped down from Liberty City. As of this month Vice City gets its own can: Sprunk Low, seventy calories, extra cold and filled at our new plant south of the city, close enough to the water that the cans come off the line already sweating.
You'll find it in every gas station fridge from Vice Beach to the Keys, on a digital kiosk on every corner that has a corner, and on the side of a lot of trucks that are now stuck in traffic on the causeway.
Low calorie, high humidity.
Why low?
Our research team spent a summer on Vice Beach and came back with one finding: people want to look good in a swimsuit and drink soda at the same time. They also came back with sunburn and a jet ski nobody can account for. Both are being reviewed.
Sprunk Stories is published by The Sprunk Company, Tudor, Alderney. Everything here is true in the sense that we wrote it down.
