Since 2008
Sprunk Light
All of the essence, none of the sugar.
Same green bite, zero sugar. We replaced it with a sweetener our lawyers have asked us to stop describing as 'basically fine'.
Built for people who pay for a gym in Rockford Hills and have been there twice. You deserve this.
- Sugar
- 0 g
- Aftertaste
- Legally distinct
- Pairs with
- A membership you forgot

Nutrition Facts
1 serving per can, and please don't share
Ingredients: Carbonated water, citric acid, aspartame, acesulfame potassium, natural flavours, a word we can't pronounce, essence of life (proprietary).
Daily values are a matter of opinion. Ours is that you should have another.
Pairs with
Yoga, a juice cleanse you quit on day two, a salad you photographed.
Available cold in gas stations, vending machines and the back of the fridge at every party you weren't invited to, from Vice City to Liberty City.





